He's Come Undone

“sobbing, omg screaming, literally dead” I type as I sit straight-faced and completely devoid of visible emotion in front of my laptop

(Source: harknessing)

clarraoswalld:

nopartylikeagatsbyparty:

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A GREAT SHIP THOUGH

OTP: EVERYONE HATES US.

Their lovechild:

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

• how to pay bills
• how to buy a house
• how to buy a car
• how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

good-angel-bad-wolf:

rhinozilla:

Jensen Ackles is known as ‘the short one’ relative to Jared Padalecki.

Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.

I just…I feel confused and lied to.

just imagine Martin Freeman next to Jared Padalecki

tumbl-con:

amazzingphil:

dftbyay:

typewriting-potato:

knightofbowties:

What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger.

I WOULD WATCH THAT.

“i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the sherlock feels” weeps the fangirl, crumpled on the floor.

the hipster boy clasps her hand and pulls out his watercolor brush. “i will try to fix you” he singsongs in a voice like helvetica

OH MY GOD

so guys, anyone up for it? ;D

(Source: barricadesinwesteros)

justcallmebiden:

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege